So children, this is how the story begins...

When a teen named Michael could not get his hands on the new KanYe CD during release day, he decides to wait and get it the next day. Nov. 25, Michael & his friend Kevin drove to their local Fred Meyer store to get the CD.

Michael was so excited that he could not stop smiling. As they walked over to the CD section of the store, Michael noticed a big heart sign that was taped to the Kanye poster, it reads "808's & Heartbreaks is sold out, please come back next week". "WWWWHHHAAAAAATTTTT!!!?!?!?!" Michael turned into a mad devil creature, breathing with fiery anger, he screamed cuss words at the clerk and threw an old lady across the CD section.

A 40 years old looking stranger that was previewing Hannah Montana's latest album and moved his head side to side along with the drum beat. Raged Kevin ran up to the stranger and held him by the hair, then Michael used all his force and punched stranger in the throat. The stranger was choking and coughing out blood, Michael quickly pulled down his pants and poop the numbers "8..0.8" into the stranger's mouth while Kevin sung verse from the song "Coldest Winter".