It's been ~9460800+ minutes, the body has gone through a lot of changes. Due to the facts of the surrounding environment, he didn't drop out of middle school to work with farmers. He actually ate more luxury food than just fish head soup and had dental floss to get the fire out of his teeth.

Through recent software updates, the mind expanded even more than before. No more suspension of being anti-social. The Magikarp's broke out of his shell, and evolved into more than just Gyarados. There were rumors of Gyarados used Hydro Pump on Vulpix, but the update did erase all the glitchy bugs, so no one knows.
While this post might sound a little bit , but really, it is showing the appreciation of Sensei's teaching for the few past years, lol.

Even though you are tired on this road, just rest up a bit and enjoy rest of the once in a year bird-day.

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